I am a reserved but ambitious young professional seeking a career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies. My good birth, excellent education and phenomenal mathematical faculty have allowed me to advance the prospects of several criminal enterprises.
Major: Applied Mathematics
Minor: Romance Languages
Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination
Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows
Consulting CriminalLondon 1892 – present
- Development within the criminal underworld
- Conducted negotiations with several rouge governments
The Coldstream GuardsArmy Coach, London 1889 – 1888
- Recruiting, training and terrorizing young men.
Oxford UniversityProfessor of Mathematics 1885 – 1888
- Published papers in binomials, asteroid dynamics and game theory
- Intimidated students
- World domination, Social Manipulation, Murder Most Foul
- Available on request
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